My man (the big ass chicken) comes by and says, “Now hold on, son, whatcha doin there? Step aside!” He ties down the pumpkin, walks away but has mad commentary: “I don’t know what’s wrong with kids these days, can’t tie down their own punkins. Problem is, the chicken hawk can’t tie down the pumpkin. We hear the dog say, “Chickens are naturally curious so…” Next thing we see is the chicken hawk building this huge contraption that has a pumpkin tied on to a catapult. Let me give you an example: the dog is working with the chicken hawk to fuck up the big ass chicken (I went back and looked at that sentence-grammatical travesties aside, you understood it, didn’t you?).
#Fog horn leg horn fuck full
He’s full of himself, arrogant, exceptionally proud-I can’t decide if this is his greatest flaw or the fact that he’s stupid! His shit is HILARIOUS!! He’s the king of the yard but is disrespected by every other farm animal: the other chickens hate him, the dog keeps trying to kill him, and he’s hunted every other episode by a 3 inch high chicken hawk. If you don’t know him, just stop, go out to Wal-Mart or Target or freaking YouTube and just watch a couple cartoons with this big MF. Anyway, I think it’s time to give the chicken his due. Then I had kids and had to distinguish between the big chicken on Bugs Bunny cartoons (because that’s what kids call them) and the Big Red Chicken on Dora. I think I was in my 20s by the time I realized Foghorn even had a name-for me, he was always the big chicken. Then I thought about one character I love but never really talk about: Foghorn Leghorn, the big ass chicken from Looney Tunes. I even considered Swiper the Fox but he’s only a villain and wouldn’t be appropriate. LAME), then to ol’ Twinkle Toes himself, Fred Flintstone but I was never a Flintstones fan. I only know a few heroes that start with the mighty 6 th letter-I went over the Flash (whose comic I never read. I admit that I struggled with a likely subject for F.
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